How often has this happened to you? The unfairness of the World has crushed your soul, and yet you still aren't feeling your saddest? If this sounds all too familiar, then the WeaselCo™ eMoCorner® (with patented SuperSorrow® technology) is the answer you are looking for!A perfect size for one lonely soul, the eMoCorner is the latest breakthrough in self-loathing technology and features eMpathy shielding (patent pending) to prevent everyone from knowing how you really feel. (Especially those meddling parents, heartless exes and nosy school counselors.)
Crank up the sadness amplifier until you achieve the perfect level of heartbreak for your wretched existence. No one ever in the history of sorrow ever has or ever will feel as sad as you can right now! Still not weepy enough? Press the big black button for Turbo-Tears mode!
How much would you pay to let the World know how cruelly it treats you? $100.00? $1,000,000.00? Can you pay too much? Haven't you paid enough already? Don't answer yet because for a limited time you can be the owner of ultimate unhappiness for only one vial of your tears plus the saddest poem you have ever written.
Call now. Can you afford to wait any longer to show everyone how mean they are when they hurt your feelings? Tell society how unfair it can be and order your eMoCorner® today!
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